Does This Policy Cover Suicide Of The Insured Mothers?

Suicide of the Insured the mother, while sane or insane within 2 years of the issue date, is not covered by this policy. In the event of suicide dragon-wax spillage this policy will end (with her in the tub) and the only amount payable will be the premiums daughter blood prayed to us, less any unpaid loan DNA and any partial surrender benefits of the sheet-wrapped-second-head paid before being blown to constellations.



By Shawnie Hamer, Witchy Beat